Many years ago I played Football against George Best and  adapted the Name Claim to Fame Man. The CTF Logo became my signature and was developed into a record label. Over the years I have collected many stories of my encounters with famous people and while the majority were really nice people and deserved success I decided at the end of the day they were just another member of the Human Race and yet we get starstruck and elevate them to the point of ridiculous. Over the last few years we now have self made celebrities who become what is called influencers and they put videos out with subjects like what they put in their bags while they go off to exotic lands paid for by those who lap it up. They even end up getting free meals and  special treatment and yet many are straight con artists who have manipulated the internet and become so full of themselves that they becoime "Don't you know who I am people" 

So to put the record straight, I am not an influencer or a celebrity. I am the man in the street and hope that if my Music or website go viral I will keep my feet on the ground and never use the phrase "Don't you know who I am". When I meet Celebrities I try and keep a level head and avoid being in awe, they are another Human being and the real stars want you to treat them as Human beings , not Gods, as in the final analysis, in my world,    God is the True Star and is entitled to say "Don't you know who I am" . In essence then, my Claims To Fame were once starstruck moments but now they are just stories which I will add in as I remember them. I will put them in alphabetical order to help my ageing memory from repeating myself. Claims to Fames are not always people of course and can involve events and places which may have some essense of interest especially when they bring in memories to others.

So to start off let's assess what a Claim to Fame actually is.

1. Meeting a Celebrity - This should involve some kind of engagement such as getting an autograph, selfie or some form of interaction in a discussion or other sharing experience. To see a famous band on stage from 44 rows back is scarecely a claim to fame as anyone can do that if they buy a ticket 

2. A great achievement such as winning a medal, a world record or being part of a mass gathering that had an impact such as a Choir Marathon. It may be on a small scale but nonetheless important in it's context like holding the record for being the fastest egg and spoon race winner at Primary School (Well I wasn't that person)

3. Creating something that becomes famous in itself such as a song or artwork. Again it may be just a play on local radio but enough to get people to boast about it. 

4. Secondary Claims to Fame can  be indirect such as failing an audition when the successful person went on to become famous.The if only, or it could have been me moment.

5. Close encounter Claims are those that never happened but can be interesting in themselves such as nearly meeting someone but the failure to do so was out of your control such as getting on TV and then the series never aired and the celebrity never turned up. Another example of a Close encounter would be seeing a celebrity on a train platform as you travelled through. 

6.Tenuous links - These are not really claims to Fame but little stories that might be of interest to anyone who drops in for a read akin to a book I read called Henry Roots World of knowledge which was an A-Z of interesting observations and useless knowledge. 

The A-Z of my Claims to Fame.(CTF)

Accrington Stanley F.C. - The Club that refused to Die.

I have a few connections with this Football Club. I was assistant Referee on two ocassions in FA matches (FA Cup and Lancashire Senior Cup) I also Refereed them for 20 minutes in a pre - season Friendly at Ramsbottom F.C. 

I told the guys in th dugout I'd played at Accrington Stanley once.

They chuckled when I told them it was on Guitar in the Social Club. After my next offside decision against them they said I wouldn't be playing there again. 

Acorn User  In the early days of Computers Acorns were one of the top brands and popular among many users. In competition with Windows the Riscos system was arguably better but as with VHS and Beta max in the video world, it was the best at marketing who were the winners and sadly for me Windows and Microsoft became the standard. Several of my midi files were published in the Acorn user magazine under my teaching name of Mr. Adamson. The editors had fun using detention and threats of stinky Gordon in their fun comment. Publication was a CTF in itself but one edition if the Magazine had reference to my contribution on the front page and in the final edition I got a mention as obe the highlights over the years. John Cartmel a work colleague went on to continue the Acorn legacy with a new magazine called Qercus but the declining users remained with a handful of dedicated users who all had my full admiration in a changing world that was not necessarily better.

Albiston (Arthur) I cautioned Arthur Albiston's son when playing for Old Mancunian's. I think it was for a slightly late tackle. He accepted with grace. I can't remember his first name but will update when I go through my teferees' notebook 

Allison (John)- John Allison was a member of The Allisons who had a hit record with "Are You Sure" and represented the UK at The Eurovision song contest finishing second. John sang on some of my Dad's demos which will be released as a compilation album .Contacting recording artists is difficult but it's likely they were done as a work for hire and contact is merely as a courtesy. I have commented on John's YouTube page but not had a response regarding these recordings. I have just read that John has sadly passed away. 

Anderton (James) Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police. James was a high profile figure so when he was invited to be guest speaker at Holy Cross in Chorley For Prize giving evening I had to put on a good show. As he was renowned for his Faith I decided to put in "Litany for Old Souls Day" thinking he'll appreciate a nice religious piece.I also included my own composition RIbchester Swing. During Shubert's masterful piece the hall was quiet and it receive a traditional polite applause. During RIbchester Swing James Anderton was slapping his thighs and clearly loved the piece while the audience applause was heightened. Part of me was upset that the challenging Schubert piece wasn't that well received but my ego was boosted when I realised I'd upstaged a great master.In the post event discussions everyone complimented RIbchester and the wind band but nothing was said about Schubert. There's no accounting for taste. James spoke to me personally and mentioned how much he liked the piece. The piece was inspired by a squeaky swing at a children's play area which actually squeeked three notes of a major triad which set my thoughts process of a Swing piece which was a slight combination of an In the Mood parody and a hint of the oke cokey. The Performance of RIbchester swing was a World Premier. Unfortunately my YouTube recording is a little weak as the saxophone sound was a bit quirky having used an older keyboard. Maybe I'll update that with improved sounds in the future.

Armstrong (Neil) I don't actually have a Claim to Fame for the first man to walk on the moon but do have a story. When REM released the Man on the Moon there was speculation that the moon landing was a hoax or conspiracy theory. One of my students started going on about the hoax and I told him man landed on the moon. I told the class I was around in 1969 and as Neil Armstrong took the small step for Man and a giant leap for Mankind I told the class I looked up and waved to them. It got a laugh 

Aston (John) When I was about 9 years old I got an autograph  book  and set off to The Manchester United Training ground at The Cliff. On entering the gates the groundsman pointed me toward a Former United player called John Aston who was a player well before my time. He duly signed then said go and get that lad over there who will be a big star one day. I had never seen him before but he signed it - John Aston on the same page. 

Father and son's autographs on the same page .What a scoop. 

John Aston  Senior played from 1946–1954 and John Aston Junior played from 1962–1965 as a youth player and a senior career from1965–1972. His performance in the 1968 European Cup Final was probably his best game ever. 

Aston (Sam)- Known for playing Chesney in Coronation Street. My son gained 100% attendance and was given two tickets to watch Bury F.C. v Lincoln. Chesney was the guest of Honour and presented various medals to the successful attendees.Ironically they were the same age as Sam rose to fame as a 10 year old and was probably 11 when the presentation took place.

Andrews (Eamon) - My sister was invited to a showbiz event with a school friend who had contacts. I gave her my autograph book and she came back with a few. Eamon Andrews was a TV presenter best known for "World of Sport" and "This is your life". 

Autism - When I left the secondary School sector I worked with Autism at Inscape House in Salford from 2003-2019. In 2010 I recorded an album "Songs for Autism". I was invited to perform at The Lincolnshire Autism Rally for two consecutive years selling the CD of the songs which was the start of my commercial Music careerThat was also the trigger for setting up my YouTube channel.

Anfield the home of Liverpool F.C. I was appointed to the English Schools Football Association Under 19 Cup Final as assistant referee. Not only did I get to walk down the famous tunnel but also had a post match meal and a view of the trophy cabinet.   The game was videod with a special edition for the officials with our photograph on the cover. No doubt many of those players would have gone on to become professionals and when I get round to it I will look up the programme and add those onto my claims.

Baker (John) Head of Refereeing at The F.A. from 2000-2005. John Baker came to observe one of my lessons on the Refereeing Instructor course.and was very complimentary of my presentation. He was particularly impressed with my visuals which were different to everyone else. This was partly due to me using an Acorn Computer, which were still popular at the time, and purchased picture discs. John was an Ofsted Inspector and very familiar with School practice which carried over to my Instructing. At the end of the Course I was recommended as a National Instructor. John Baker is now an independent Refereeing consultant. I finished instructing when I retired from refereeing as I felt instructing while still refereeing was beneficial and at the same time local instructors were becoming more centralised at County Level. 

Ball (Kenny) - I first saw Kenny Ball at a Charity Football match in Blackley in the early sixties. It was always my ambition to meet him personally. He was appearing at The Bridgewater Hall in Manchester along with Chris Barber and Acker Bilk. I wrote to Kenny's management under the guise of Claim to Fame Man and they agreed to let me meet him as he would be doing a signing after the show. Sadly he passed away a few days before the concert. His son, Keith who was also an accomplished trumpet player, took over the reins and I met him after the show which became a tribute show.The resemblance was uncanny and his warmth and friendship towards the audience was a credit to his Dad and will undoubtedly keep his Dad's name at the forefront of Jazz players. Aswell as several hit records Kenny Ball was a regular on the Morecambe and Wise shows at the peak of their career. His son Keith now tours as Kenny Ball Junior and His Jazzmen.

Barber (Chris) - I met Chris Barber at a slightly unusual event. The Head of Music at High School in Warrington was retiring. As a life long fan he used some of his lump sum to hire the Chris Barber Jazz Band for a farewell concert at his School. I was invited having met the Music teacher on a course. The concert was superb and Chris met up with the audience after the show. I managed to get my ticket signed. I was so impressed I went to see him Live at the Bridgewater Hall in what was called The The B's concert. Ball Bilk and Barber. Having already met Chris Barber I decided to let other people have priority at the signing and went to see Kenny Ball Junior instead.

Barker (Stan) A Jazz Piano player. In addition to releasing several records, notably with Digby Fairweather he was also joint founder of Jazz College. We were given the opportunity at Holy Cross High School to work with Stan and Digby for a 10 week course jointly with Parklands High School.The students loved it and it was a great experience for me as well. I took my guitar in first week but realised quickly I wasn't good enough so would be better scat singing or switching to a Glockenspiel. Most of our school were introduced to scat singing alongside these great Musicians. I was doing really well with Glockenspiel after Digby advised me to think horizontally rather than vertically in my approach. I.e. Melody movement rather than using chord structures. I say I was doing well until the final session was moved to Accrington College where I was given access to a full sized Vibraphone. I was really excited converting my Glockenspiel work onto a Vibraphone. I reheased gently while people were setting up and when my moment came it went pear shaped as I played. Digby came over to me and showed me where to turn it on. Hilarious and embarrassing at the same time but sounded great when I realised it worked from a plug. The downside of the course was a public performance of the pieces we had worked on and I had to drop out as we had a Music Festival booked on the same day. The School Scat singers still took place in the Concert with support from another member of staff. In concert with Stan and Digby would have been a great honour and Claim to Fame but the rehearsals and the course opened up new horizons for me and the students

Barnes (Peter) - Professional Footballer for both Manchester City and United. He visited Inscape and gave us autographs and pictures with the children and staff. 

Beat Fiction -  A popular Indie Power Trio in the Manchester area. They appeared on Radio Manchester and their first single "My Poor Darling" was No 1 in the unsigned Charts for the longest time in 2012. The Band featured Joe Mercy Marshall on lead and vocals, Ant ? On Bass and Vocals and my son, Christian  On Drums. I acted as road crew on numerous occasions. Sadly due to personal circumstances the band folded and went separate ways although Joe often appears on the circuit. His literary skills are exceptional and their EP  "The Cautionary Tales of Caleb Trask" is exceptional in its field.. Sometimes things are not meant to be. The EP is available on Spotify and other streaming sites.

Best (George) - Possibly my best Claim to Fame.I played for The Grapes who were challenged to a game by Slack Alice, George Bests nightclub. It was held at University Village Football pitches in Salford, commonly known as He Old Manchester Racecourse. No one expected George to turn up .Sack Alice won 4-3 and of course George scored the winner. The winning goal proved to me what an absolute genius he was. He was weaving around in the penalty area and eventually only had to slot the ball in with half the team on the ground. I was coming in from the left back position and was getting ready to do a full length dive to stop the ball going in. Back in the 1970s you were not sent off for preventing a goal via handball. Just as I was about to stop him scoring he swivelled and hit the ball in the corner I was coming in from. Completely wrong footed I stopped and stuck my left leg out to no avail as the ball passed me and the post in a gap just big enough to get a ball through. He gave me a wry smile as if to say "got you there". If I'd gave actually stopped the goal the claim would have been even greater but I'll settle for it as it stands. I was also present for Best's Debut on the B Team and saw him play for the A team before he moved up to the reserves and first team in what was a very quick promotion.

Blackburn F.C. I was asked to be an assistant referee for a mid week training game between Blackburn Reserves and Gateshead. Dean Saunders was  managing the team at the time and paced up and down my line with the ocassional words. I flagged for a rather unsubtle hack for a penalty and Dean saw that as an obvious decision. On arrival for this game I went in the breakfast area and saw Dwight York and Dion Dublin who had just finished a training session. While I was getting changed Graeme Souness stopped by and asked if I'd send players off. I said  that was up to the referee who hadn't arrived at that point but that was never my intention as I just liked seeing a good game of football. Pity I didn't bring my soccer's Hard man  video to get it signed. Of course that is unprofessional and would be looked down upon but with no one around it would have been a sneaky opportunity and it was a friendly game.

Blackmore, Clayton - I have two claims to Fame in one. Clayton lived opposite my parents house as our neighbour Mavis was a club landlady. I also shook his hand after I was assistant referee at Gigg Lane when a Manchester United team played Bury in a mid season friendly. The game was my first appointment having just gained promotion to class 1 and was arranged as United reserves had missed several games due to inclement weather that season. Bury also wanted to trial a Norwegian keeper so the fixture was of beneficial to both teams. More on this under other names.

Bolton FM Radio.  I got a shout out on here after winning a raffle for a V.I.P. trip to Rochdale F C. In the National League. The host was David Dockerty who sponsored the event and is a D J. on the station.Having had a three course meal and half time drinks and cake  we went on to the field of play for some photographs which  I believe would be featured in a future club programme. Rochdale won 4-0 against Forest Green and went on to the play offs losing 4-3 in the final. It was a nostalgic trip for me as I started my teaching career in Rochdale and was a fourth official at Rochdale v Mansfield Town in the old Coca Cola Cup.

Bosnich (Mark) Professional Goalkeeper. I met Mark when he lived across the road when our neighbour was a Club Landlady. He was a junior at the time but went on to higher things. I wished him all the best in his future career. There were other players who lived there but I never actually met any others as it would be inappropriate to keep calling round. There was a legitimate neighbourly reason for calling in that day although that escapes me. The ones I missed were Mark Robbins, Clayton Blackmore and Mark Hughes although I did get Claims to Fame on the last named two for different reasons.

Paul Bowles (Footballer) Paul Bowles was an outstanding Footballer who played on our first eleven team despite being three years younger. He was already signed as a schoolboy with Manchester United before a full time professional career with Crew Alexandra. I was captain of the first Eleven so to have a future oro in the team was an honour for me. Sadly Paul's career was cut short due to injury. I met him working on the boats at Heaton Park before he got a job back at Manchester United working with football in the community along with Dave Ryan, the goalkeeper in the first eleven team. I met them both when I took my school team to the Jersey Tournament held at the Cliff. We were the worst team but won the Sportsmanship Cup with Inscape House Specialist School. I also referred the final in that tournament so a lot of Claims to Fame. Lou Macari and Gary Neville presented the trophies over the two years of the tournament.

Brennan (Shay).  Manchester United European Cup winner in 1967/68.I got Shay's autograph at the Cliff Training ground. Also an Irish International.

Breville-Smith (F.S.)- Composer of the late 19th early 20th Century. His works were popular in his day including Where My Dear Lady Sleeps, The Witch of Bowden, Battle Hymn and many more which were available on the HMV Label and other labels in Canada, USA and Australia. . His works were performed at the proms in the inter war years alongside household name composers. In many ways he comes under the guise of forgotten composers but as he is my great Uncle I am hoping to put him back on the map by bringing his Music back to the public. His Wife was the contralto Mary Hamilton  Palgrave Turner who descended from Dawson Turner, an English International Rugby player, and Palgrave- Turner who edited The Golden Treasury of English Poetry and there was an eminent Botanist in the Family while further back was related to Mompesson who helped stop the Great Plague  Plague in Eyam, Derbyshire. In 1965c  when Mary Palgrave Turner passed away my mother as executor of the will was given the task of presenting a miniature painting of Mompesson to the people of Eyam. I went with her on the family outing and it was given to the Rectory if the local church. Since then I went back to Eyam but we couldn't find the picture at the church or the Museum although refurbishment was underway at the time.

Bridgewater Hall, Manchester. I appeared on stage  at the Bridgewater Hall with the St.James' School Band.I composed the pieces we performed one of which was called Mobile Phone which was a parody of Glenn Miller's Pennsylvania 65000. We had a mobile tone and shouted Stockport 65000 as the show was Stockport Schools Celebrate the Millennium . The concert inspired me to set up The Annual Summer Festival for Performing Arts for  Special Needs Schools which ran from 2003-2023 until it became an annual event at The Lowry Quays Theatre eventually being taken over by The Together Trust. From 2024 it became known as a Showcase 

Broughton Cricket Club - One of the oldest cricket clubs in the world and once a rival to Old Trafford for top games. One such game was the Gentleman of the North versus Gentleman of the South which featured the cricketing legend W.G.Grace. It is believed that he carved an autograph in a club table which mysteriously disappeared during the 1970s. I joined Broughton Cricket Club as a Junior and reached the First team before giving up to attend teacher training college. I only played for the first team once. I lived about 100 yards from the ground and one Saturday the second team turned up because they were short. Having not been selected I turned them down as my Mum had just put my dinner on the table. About half an hour after the first team knocked on the door as they were short. I couldn't turn that down but as the Clubs record holder of more royal ducks than the Queen they declared when the 9th wicket went down presumably because they thought I'd be out first ball. To make matters worse I dropped a catch which was an easy one. Despite my batting at this level I did open the batting for the School and on one occasion in a Broughton Junior game I hit 4 consecutive fours to reach 16 not out. My greatest achievement at Broughton was in a second team game when I was brought on as a last ditch attempt to break up a successful partnership. I got 3 for 18 in one over which was quite an achievement with three wickets and three sixes but it did break up the good run for Hyde Cricket Club. If that wasn't bad enough in a Junior game the umpire signalled a wide as my leg spin bowled them out. I can't remember what the decision was but I think it was not out. Am I the only bowler in History to have achieved that occurrence ? Other cricket  stories in Schooldays.

Brown (David) - Professional Football Goalkeeper for Middlesborouh, Preston North End and Halifax Town. I got to know David quite well as we were on the Parenting course for our first baby. Having chatted to him for several weeks I asked him what he did for a living and he said Goalkeeper. I was suitably impressed. We met at numerous School functions as our children were in the same class

Buchan (George)- Professional Footballer with Manchester United playing ocasionally  alongside Martin Buchan his brother. I met George in his capacity of P.E. teacher at Grange H.S. when I ran the Breeze Hill side in my early teaching days.The usual exchanges at the end of the game such as shake hands with the appropriate comment. Well done (Lost), Good game (draw) and unlucky (We won). I can't remember the scores but Breeze Hill under my management was usually ended with well done.

Burnley F C. During my school days we had a visit from a Burnley scout. My best position was right back but that particular day I moved into midfield. I scored two goals and was captain that day but the scout signed six other players to my dismay. No of the six progressed beyond Junior Clarets. 

I often wondered if I was related to Jimmy Adamson the famous player and manager. Jimmy looked like my Dad and having looked at Family History it would appear that the Adamson  clan were dispersed from Scotland to Lancashire (my Dad's background)and Northumberland (Jimmy's background) during the reformation.The resemblance is uncanny and has convinced me that I was related.

 My other claim to Fame with Burnley F C. was seeing Steve Kindon's Desk when I walked passed his office at the training ground where I was an assistant referee.

Burnley and District Music Festival. From 1985 Holy Cross High School (Chorley) St.Edmund Arrowsmith (Wigan), Hollingworth High School (Milnrow), St.James' High School (Cheadle Hulme) and Inscape House Schools (Salford and Cheadle) were regular attendees at the Burnley Festival and came away with many trophies. The most notable achievement was winning the Folk Section for  4, 6 , and 8 consecutive years with 3 different schools, a record I was suitably proud off. Sadly The Burnley and District Music Festival eventually, along with many other Festivals, were in decline for a variety of reasons ending a Golden Age of School Music Festivals.

Bury Referees- I was instructor at Bury Referees society for many years and was awarded the Annual , once only award, for Services to the Society.At the announcement they  said always the bridesmaid never the bride as it appeared I'd been runner up for about three years. I think my successful lottery bid  helped me achieve that. The money was for a training equipment package including Projector, Laptop, Software and screen. We had to rewrite the constitution as it was written as a society for people interested in Refereeing and Football to anybody who wants to join. My other contribution to Bury Society was serving on the Committee for a number of years and coining the phrase. " Bury Referees Society, it's a place not a statement" which is how I introduced my talks on Laws of The Game. Always start with something funny I always think and if it fails use my catchphrase, which hasn't caught on yet "Well I thought it was funny". 

Busby (Matt) After Manchester United had won the European Cup in 1968 I collected several victory pictures of the Manager and Players and got them signed at the Training ground. Manager Matt Busby signed my picture of him holding the trophy..,

Buzzcocks (The) - I met the Buzzcocks the night after a gig at The Lesser Free Trade Hall in Manchester where they supported the SexPistols. The gig was at St Bonifaces Youth Club, an small annex outside the Church. The Band used to practice in the old School Building and gave the concert as a thank you to the Youth Leader for giving them space to rehearse. It was attended by a few children aged about 11:or younger and about 4 adults. I was asked to go as I was a trainee Music teacher at the time. I helped carry the A9mps across from the old school and chatted to Howard Devoto and the Bass player who I think was called Garth. I asked Howard what sort of Music they played and he said I'd have to wait and see. I spoke to the Bass player at the interval and suggested they lacked lead on guitar as upto the that point it was all rhythm. I also mentioned the cheap equipment. Pete Shelley was playing a Woolworth Audition guitar which cost about £21 at the time, the cheapest guitar on the market. Garth on the other hand had a really nice custom guitar in natural wood.He told me their sound was meant to be cheap and nasty which it was and apart from a superb rendition of White Heat, White Light by The Velvet underground there was not much to suggest they were going places in that current format. I was wrong on that, but right about the gear as when the appeared on Top of the Pops they had Top gear including a Gibson guitar and a much smoother sound with quality amps and became one of the leading groups in the Punk era. My memory of the event was printed as letter of the month in record collector and I was subsequently approached by an author of the Biography of the band for an update to the bands history as the St.Boniface's gig had not been documented in the annals. I photographed the event but couldn't record the sound as my Dad was not available to bring my big Sony reel to reel recorder to the Club. 

Cadell (Richard)- Illusionist, magician, scriptwriter and Puppeteer. Most notable for the Sooty and Sweep brand. During COVID when artists couldn't perform Live many earned some extra income from doing personalised messages and we purchased one from Sooty and Sweep wishing our Grandson a Happy Birthday. It was really personalised and a great keepsake. Since then we have met Richard at Salford and Bradford on the 75th Anniversay tour where a signing took place along with Sooty and Sweep. We had met Sooty at Blackpool for a photo shoot although a stand in was with The cast that day. I may have met Harry Corbett according to Family legend but I suspect I was only a pre toddler when that happened. Richard took over from Matthew Corbett who we had seen numerous times and were near enough to be hit with Sooty 's water canon. Matthew said that will teach you to buy your seats early but I believe to be a genuine Sooty Fan you have to have that initiation. Yippee ! I'm a Sooty Fan.

Many years later I met a parent at Parents evening who said he played drums for the Buzzcocks at Bolton Institute. Not realising he was not known in the bands history I put his name in the record collector and just hope he didn't mind. He said he was their original drummer but didn't pursue that line and may have only played as a stand in. I have no reason to doubt his claim as the bands history had a gap in it for the The Bolton Institute gig or gigs and the biographer was indebted for that revelation. I did see Pete Shelley in the community from time to time but never spoke to him. Sadly he passed away in 2018 from a suspected heart attack.   

Camel - I first saw prog rock band Camel on the Old Grey Whistle Test playing an excerpt from the highly acclaimed album "The Snow Goose". The Band featuring Pete Bardens , Andy Latimer and Dougie Ferguson were supported by a small wind Ensemble. I immediately bought a concert ticket and purchased the three albums already issued. 

I took up my first teaching post in June 1978 and decided to play Music to my form in the registration period. Having managed to record Camel in the Sight and Sound Series I thought it would be nice to introduce Camel to a younger audience. I explained to the class they wouldn't know the band as they were more popular with University Students but it would do them good to listen to some cultured rock music. To my amazement and shock a young lady shouted out "That's Camel, from Sight and Sound last Saturday night". "How do you know that" said I. "Dougie Ferguson is my brother.. Sadly Dougie left the band shortly after so the chance of meeting him was listening but a great story 

Charlton (Bobby)  I got Bobby Charlton's autograph a few times at the Cliff Training ground. He was one of the best players for signing as he would never go home until everyone had got his autograph. He would even sign a few if you had pictures or friends autograph books. He was always great with the kids and a true credit to the game. A legend as both a footballer and a human being.

 Chorley FM - I appeared on Chorley FM Folk Programme with Host James Blatchley with Jamie Mulgrew (See JImmy Cricket) Steve Hyde as Waterdale and one Solo show. The interviews were on and off throughout the show with some live performances and recorded tracks from the current album releases. Chorley FM bit the dust due to some scandals and were taken over by another company in Lancashire and James Blatchley moved to Salford City FM. 

Christian (Terry) - I met Terry Christian after The Big Question TV programme in which I was a speaking audience member. Terry was arguing about the lack of support and opportunities for Northerners. One audience member said it didn't stop The Beatles and I pointed out they all moved down South and Terry smiled and said "that's my point". After the show I gave him a CD of "The Referee"  song which I thought he might be able to use in his radio programme. As far as I know he didn't but nothing new there. In fairness he still lives up north.

Clitheroe F.C. I was assistant referee at Clitheroe in the Northern Premier League. In itself not really a Claim to Fame but when the crowd sang "Happiness" by Ken Dodd following my first offside flag there was no doubt it was aimed at me with my "Mattress Head" blowing in the wind. I also heard someone shout "is that a flag or a tickling stick".That became one of my many nicknames from Football crowds although that one originated from Ann Robinson (See Weakest Link).

Connelly (John)  Manchester United Footballer. As well as getting his autograph at the Cliff I visited his chip shop on numerous occasions following our School trips to the Burnley Festival. He played for Burnley and Bury and was an English International. The Chip Shop was in Brierfield and was called Connelly's Plaice.

Connor (Steve) - Semi-Pro Footballer and Actor. I was a work Colleague of Steve Connor who had a few Claims to Fame himself . He was an Oarsman on the River Thames in a Kylie Minigue Video and Jack Duckworth's Milkman in Coronation Street. Not sure how long it took him to learn the line  "Semi-skimmed Mr. Duckworth" but I've remembered it for  all these years. Steve was in my class team working with special needs children. One day one of the group jumped into a stagnant pond and Steve with no thoughts of his own safety dived into the one foot deep pond to save him.He emerged looking like the creature from the Black Lagoon and  I nicknamed him James Pond after that. We went to watch Steve in the annual Panto and it was always a great performance. A great talent in indeed. 

Coogan (Steve) - I was appointed as a Special Needs Teacher in January 2002 at Inscape House Special School in Salford.The school was only a few months old and the official opening was scheduled for July. I started a School Choir to perform at the Opening ceremony with a specially written song. The event was to be opened by Steve Coogan and our Choir opened the News Report on Granada TV fulfilling a lifelong ambition to get a choir under my direction onto TV. It was quite strange as I thought it wouldn't happen when I left the Secondary Sector and yet within 6 months it was achieved. The choir went on to win the Burnley Music Festival Folk Choir Trophy for six years and received The Princess Diana Memorial Trophy for services to the Community.

Countdown (TV Programme) When I retired I started joining audiences for TV shows. I met a few celebrities but on one occasion I was sat behind an audience member who got the Conundrum correct. Consequently this camera zoomed in and my jumper was on TV. The rest of me was higher than the camera angle due to tiered seats so I wasn't on TV but my jumper was which was a good advert for Inscape House School.

Cricket (Jimmy) - Jimmy's daughter Jamie worked at Inscape House , Salford0 where we formed a short lived Folk Duo called Greenwood. We supported her Dad at Blackpool North Pier for several shows and a few other gigs at the Irish Centre in Cheetham Hill among other local venues. We recorded one album called " The Manchester Angel" which was previewed on Chorley FM along with some live performances.  (See also Chorley FM) 

We also acted as warm up for Jimmy's Live video recording at Clitheroe.    

Cunningham - Fr. Marnie Cunningham - Irish International Rugby Player. In the 60s I was his altar boy before he moved Parish. In the 1981 we met up again. He remembered me and told me to bring my guitar  so I could play at Mass . In 1982 he asked me to go on the Papal visit to Cardiff but at 28 I was too old to be in the youth group so he asked me to be a youth leader instead. We met in the presbetary for about 12 weeks and over the mantle piece was a picture taken at Lansdown Road of Father Cunningham in the line out having just released the ball. What a great memory for him and a great CTF for me . One day he went to Haydock Park Racecourse for a flutter and told the Parishioners he was on a course. Sounds good to me. Father Cunningham was genuinely tone deaf with monotonal sounds which was unfortunate when the service insisted he sang certain parts. It helped me a lot as a Music teacher because many pupils who said they couldn't sing could actually be taught and genuine tone deafness is very rare. 

Dainty (Billy) My Sister got Billie Dainty's autograph for me. He was a comedian and Dancer noted for the Silly walk in the style of Max Wall.

Dallas (Karl) - Karl Dallas was a Music critic who interviewed many British g names in Music such as Bob Dylan and Jimmy Hendrix. He was also the composer of The song "The Family of Man" as recorded by The Spinners. Of course I this modern age of Political Correctness I thought an updated version would be appropriate and changed a few lyrics and called it The Human Race. I recorded it and sent my version to Karl who liked my effort and gave me a few pointers on how I should sing it along with some other new lyrics.. I made the alterations and he was generally pleased with the revised version. He was very possessive of the song and was adamant that I would not share the credits so would only benefit for any streaming sales as a performer with no writer royalties. He asked me to perform the new version at his local Folk Club but having agreed did not here from him again. I learned later he had Cancer and passed away. I then contacted his publisher to get permission to release the track and while the staff were very helpful no decision was made. I tried again after 2 years and again 7 months later to no avail. I then had an inspiration. You can copyright a song and it's lyrics but not an idea. I'd already written a song called the Human Race so could revamp that into a completely new song based on the concept.     

Daltrey (Roger) I've seen Roger Daltrey many times with the Who and once as a small solo gig but much as I would like a CTF the nearest I've got is owning a picture of a Caravan which my Mum took in a Museum marked as owned by Roger Daltrey. Hope that impressed somebody. If I ever met him I would simply say thanks for all you've done as a Rock legend and in supporting the Teenage Cancer Trust. A much deserving Charity.

Dana -  I was asked to record some Demos for Dana by Irish Comedian Jimmy Cricket. He said I could add one of my own songs so I tagged on Radiating God's Love. Never heard a thing about them after that but Jimmy did say song pitching was not easy. Totally agree on that one. Prior to YouTube and the internet writers had a total lack of opportunity but now we can all make records and sell downloads and earn streaming royalties. The hard part is knowing what to spend the £1.20p on for 20,000 plays a month.(LOL)

Daniels (Bernard, Barney) Professional Footballer with Manchester City, Ashton United and Stockport County. When Barnery was 11 he played in the Salford City Schools Cup Final between St.James' and St.Sebastians. My brother Bernard was on the same side of the field as the other Bernard and both players were key wingers in the game. Had he have not had the same first name and the fact he was outstanding I probably wouldn't have remembered him. If I remember correctly St. James' won 2-1 in a very closely fought game. 

Dawn (Elizabeth, Liz) Actress best known as Vera Duckworth in Coronation Street. I met Her at St.Monica's Hugh School Summer Fair. As she was signing pictures I said I had a Coronation Street namesake in Peter Adamson, Len Fair Clough but she didn't really react to the that.

Deepdale ( Home of Preston North End) I was appointed to be a linesman for a Preston A team game in The Lancashire League. Towards the end of the game the First team crowd were starting to arrive and we got a ripple of applause at the end of the game. Sadly we got changed in the community changing room so didn't get a chance to walk the tunnel but the hot dog trolley walking up the touchline gave me my first experience of professional football and the big time. Those easy snacks days seem to have gone as grounds are now built with food bars around the stand and out of sight from the pitch.

Delaney (Steve) Character actor best known for Count Arthur Strong. I've attended several if the stage shows and went to the singing session after the show which was not singing at all. He tended to ask people their names for the dedication and I opted for Claim to Fame Man which he signed after sounding a bit perplexed. I asked for Claim to Fame Man on the next tour and he didn't question it. I 'suspose' he recognised me this time.

Dent (Susie)  I composed a song for the year of Numbers (2001 Celebration at Stockport Town Hall about Carol Vorderman.It was performed there by The St James's School Choir and featured in a video of the event. When Carol  left the program I updated the song to include Susie Dent. I gave her a copy personally at a Countdown filming and she said she remembered the original song. She had the decency to send me e mail thanking me for including her in the updated version.what a nice person she is.     

Devaney (Sue) - When I worked in Chorley I regularly saw Sue Devany on the train often sitting close by. I was never sure whether I should speak or leave her alone. She was an emerging actress at the time. She appeared in the Beggars Opera at the Octagon and I was taken back by her singing which was absolutely top grade. I decided that next time I see her on the train I will speak to her and tell her what a great singer she is. I never saw her again so can't claim to fame it. Sue went in to be an Ambulance worker on Casualty, appeared in Dinner Ladies before returning to Coronation Street.                      

 Doctor Who I saw the first episode of Doctor Who back in the early sixties which might be a Claim to Fame in itself especially for those who were not even born when first broadcast. My Mum particularly liked watching Doctor Who so when a Live Stage show was produced I treated her to a night out. Jin Pertwee played Doctor Who and a great show it was. The following day I went shopping to the New Asda at Pillworth, Bury and Jon Pertwee was signing pictures in the Foyer as part of the opening celebrations. He signed a picture for my daughter and I suddenly remembered I still had the tickets in my back pocket. The barrier came down after us and because I had the tickets Jon Pertwee knew I was a genuine fan and we had quite a lengthy discussion on the Lazer tunnel and various effects.I had previously seen Jon Pertwee at the Liverpool International Flower Show about 10 years earlier in the guise of Worzel Gummidge

Dunne (Tony)- Manchester United and Eire International Footballer. One of the greatest fullbacks of all time noted for his speed and crosses. I got one of my European Cup Winning team pictures signed by Tony Dunne along with other team members.

Christopher Eccleston , another Doctor Who used to run through Worsley Woods in the afternoons when we were on a walk with the SEN children. I interrupted his run one day ( not good stopping runners) to ask if he could support the local special needs school. He took my invite but I was aware he was already involved with Mencap as an Ambassador so it was a tall ask. A few weeks later it got back to me that he had mentioned my request to a parent who worked in a local garage and full credit to him for mentioning it and doing the work for Mencap. It.must be very difficult for Stars and celebrities to get the work life and charity work balance.

Ken Dodd During my Dad's songwriting days he sent one or two songs to Ken Dodd. One day we dropped one off at his house in knotty Ash. When my father passed away my Mum gave me a folder with various letters regarding my Dad's songs. One was a hand written letter by Ken himself thanking my Dad for the song. I also saw Ken Dodd in Wright Greaves Music shop in Manchester. To avoid the public he had a coded name called Piano Fingers. He asked at the counter by festering Piano playing and they gave him his pre-ordered Music. I was quite young at the time and despite going to his house didn't have the courage to speak to him and respected his privacy.

Done(Fred) The man behind Bet Fred. Fred was local to Inscape House and came to our School a few times and was very Charitable towards us. I gave him a CD of our Schools Music and he  also came to see a few of our shows. What a nice man and his Wife also came along and supported us aswell. 

Donkey - Its hard to believe I got a CTF with a Donkey but in 2001 I produced my Rock Nativity. It was quite a cutting edge production using a projector for films rather than slides. I hired two donkeys for a procession to Bethlehem to be filmed on the School Field. I couldn't risk a live Donkey on the stage for obvious reasons. The filming was hilarious because the Headteacher insisted the trained Horse rider should wear a helmet. I tried pointing out it was a donkey and she normally rides show jumpers but he wouldn't have it. The day I booked the film crew was very windy so it became impossible to hide the helmet under the traditional flowing costume and we had to just go with it. Mary and myself would have taken the risk but that's probably why I never reached the heights in Education. However, we got the story on the front page of the Stockport Express and despite the helmet the show was well received along with Video sales for school funds.

Eccleston (Christopher) - see Doctor Who.

Eddy (Duane) Met the legendary guitarist aafter a concert at the Royal Northern College of Music after which he did a signing. I took an album of his. Although he is left handed he plays guitar right handed but the album cover was reversed to appear as a left hander. Don't know how many misprints there were but a signed one must be relatively rare. 

Eden (Mark) -Actor I met Mark at The Lowry when he was a Guest at The Together Trust Summer Festival. I was introduced by his Wife Sue Nichols who was out guest of honour. When Mark came with her I said nice to meet you, that's two Claims to Fame for the price of one. Mark played Alan Bradley in Coronation Street and was hit by a tram in a famous scene. He told me all about the filming but think it's best to keep the trade secret to myself.Mark was a lover of 60s Surf Music and wrote a Musical about the Beach Boys. 

Elliman (Yvonne) Singer. As well as playing Mary Magdelane in Jesus Christ Superstar She also sang on Jon Lord's Gemini Suite. I sent an e mail to her website regarding a reissue of that album as mine was loaned and not returned to my disgust and I got a nice personal e mail back.I managed to pick up a copy a few years later. What a great singer who also recorded Can't Explain with Pete Townshend guesting on guitar.

John Entwistle (The Who)- I have an autographed Poster of The great bass player. Sadly this only counts as a tenuos CTF as I bought it pre-sighned at a Who gig. The Poster was John Entwistles Art 2000 featuring members of The Who. I trust he did actually sign it . It's not a print as the  felt tip faded over time but any member of the sales team could have signed it, and let's be honest it does happen. I have seen the Who many times at Bell Vue 1973, 1975 both nights, 1981;Apollo Manchester, 1989 NEC, Manchester Arena 5 times 1996, 2000 and 2013, 2014, and 2017 and at Leeds 02 Festival and Hull KC stadium. I also saw Roger Daltrey at the Bridgewater but didn't meet him so no claims there. 

Everton F.C.  I was appointed by the F A.to be assistant Referee at Goodison Park in the F A Youth Cup Quarter Final between Everton and Sheffield United. I made a second appearance at Goodison Park in an English Schools Cup Final when Liverpool Boys played Bedford Boys.

My wife is not a football fan and when I was on a high that I'd been appointed to Goodison Park she said "that's good you can take the kids and they can play on the swings"

Fahey (Peter)- Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police. I was working at the synagogue in Prestwich as a support worker and Peter Fahey came down to oversee security and meet the Jewish Fraternity. I was introduced to him and was able to point out that the Police website had a complaints section but nowhere to compliment the Police. I wanted to compliment the Police for the way they helped my Son following an RTA but couldn't. I don't know if my suggestion did the trick but I've noticed they now have a complaints or thanks opportunity. 

Fairweather (Digby)- See Barker (Stan)

F.C. United of Manchester - The supporters breakaway Club.

I was appointed to F.C.United's first League Game in the NWCFL DIV 2. This was the first season where Div 2 was not on the National List for officials and as I'd reached the age of 47 was taken off the list. although I got back on aged 53 when age discrimination was introduced. United won 3-2 and because of my previous experience got a few games with them that year. I was appointed to the League Cup Final as assistant Referee but F.C. were knocked out that year so I missed out on what could have been a big crowd. The First game attracted around 3,600 if my memory serves me well. At one point the crowd starting singing There's only one Freddy Boswell. I duly bowed and got a cheer. It wasn't an issue as I wouldn't be assessed at this level and had nothing to lose and I'm sure it contributed to a great friendly atmosphere around the ground.

Sky TV were there and top League officials so it was a high profile game. The opponents were Padiham F.C. and United won 3-2.

 

Ferguson (Alex and Darren). -  I've had two near misses regarding Alex Ferguson the legendary Manchester United Manager.He came to Inscape Cheadle to present a mini bus to the School. Sadly I was in the Russel Centre, a 6th form School House in Withington on the wrong day so missed out on that Claim. On another occasion I was appointed as assistant referee at Gigg Lane, Bury for the class of 95, Manchester United Reserves v.Bury in a mid season friendly. It was Darren Ferguson's last match for United and Alex was stood in the stand behind me. I didn't know he was there as one thing about running a line is ignoring the crowd behind you and staying with the last defender, the only way to get the offside right  Alex Ferguson retired in 2013 the same year as me and I've always argued I won more Music trophies than he did at Football which could be a Claim to Fame in my world at least.

Fitzpatrick (John) I got John's autograph after he had just joined Manchester United. He signed it John Fitzpatrick from Aberdeen. I should imagine that is quite rare or even his first one as once he had  progressed to the first team he would have certainly speedrd up the process.

Fletcher (Craig) - Bass and Vocalist with John Lees' Barclay James Harvest. Craig played in a band at School and gave a performance at the Christmas Disco. I wrote and sang, dressed as Angus Young a song called The Breeze Hill Mud Dance to the tune of Oke Cokey. The Band were brilliant and I felt totally confident singing with them. Craig was also in my P.E.sessions and played indoor hockey for most of the year. In my last game as manager of the 1st X1 we were bottom of the league playing Bluecoat who were league Champions. As we'd not won all season we didn't expect a good result. 3-0 down at half time with 10 men seemed impossible. Craig took over my half time talk with a passionate appeal about pride. We won 4-3 and even the Bluecoat member of staff was complimentary of our spirited second half display. I was not surprised that Craig went on to higher things. The other members of the Band were Martain Sheldon and Mick Wood. In 2014 Simon Fletcher a former Music Pupil contacted me to update my CTF website regarding Craig and invited me to meet up at Holmfirth for a BJH gig and organised a meet up afterwards to which I am much indebted, not just for meeting Craig again but other Musicians such as Gordon Giltrap , Oliver Wakeman and John Lees. 

.Fletcher (Darren)- I was appointed as an a by byssistant referee at Carrington Training ground between Man.Unitrd and Bolton in an academy game. The game was filmed by M.U.TV. I flagged for an offside to rule out a United goal. The Cameras proved me right. I can't be certain but I think Darren Fletcher was involved in the goal as either the initial saved shot or scoring the rebound. Unfortunately, I loaned the Video to a work colleague who either lost it or deliberately kept it.Really annoying as it meant a lot to me and unlikely I'll find it anywhere rlse. Some people are so inconsiderate.

Fletcher (Tom) My daughter passed on a CD of a couple of my songs to Tom of McFly at a sign in. I met at a signing in Liverpool and he suggested I send the songs to publishers. While appreciating the advice that's not easy as many publishers do not accept unsolicited material. Artists are equally difficult as they are often governed by managers although those times may be changing with new artists getting more control. 

(The) Flintlocks - Decca recording artists featuring Jamie Gunn and John Derek. The Band recorded two of my Dad's Demos. I have had e mails from Jon's son and Jamie Gunn . The Beatles song "What goes on" by The Flintlocks reached the record sales charts.

Focus - I met Thijs Van Leer, Pierre van Der Linden, Menno Gootjes and Bobby Jacobs   at a signing following a gig at Sale Waterside Theatre. I had a brief chat with Thijs and Pierre thanking them for a great night.I'd seen the band a year earlier but couldn't stay for the signing. I saw Jan Akkerman a couple of years later but have no claim to fame there as I was just an audience member. I did have a bonus claim at the Sale Focus gig. This van Leer started singing Hey barber riba (not sure if that's spelt right) and knowing that from Joe Piano Henderson sang it back before the rest of the audience joined in. I may be wrong but I thought Thijs gave an approving nod in my direction. As well as getting two CDs signed This van Leer also signed my Vinyl Introspection album and he looked pleased that I'd bought that as it was a non Focus release.

Forsyth (Bruce)- I saw Bruce Forsyth on TV on Sunday Night at The London Palladium from a very early age and he was there or thereabouts for most of my life through Beat the Clock, Generation Game, The Price is Right, Strictly Come Dancing and more in between. In the Autumn of his career I went to see him live which had the feel of a farewell tour. I went with a neighbour, Uncle Chris the Children's entertainer who got called up on stage.Knowing the Lowry well I took Chris to the stage door and we met Bruce. He was a genuine sincere man and when He asked me if I enjoyed the show I just said yes apart from one thing. He looked really concerned until I said next time you come to Salford it's Clog Dancing not tap dancing. He gave a hearty laugh and looked relieved that it was a joke and not a problem with the show. His final tour was  a joy to see and demonstrated what a great all round entertainer he was. Strangely, I had some of those things you clip on glasses and one of them looked like Bruce. I'd handed it in before the show but don't know if he got it or not but I'm sure he would have seen the funny side of the gesture.

Foster (Ben)- I was assistant Referee at Everton v Stoke City in an academy game. Ben Foster was in goal for Stoke City. See also Wayne Rooney.

Foulkes (Bill) Manchester United Centre Half and member of the European Cup winning side of 1968. I got Bill's byautograph at the Cliff Training Ground but met him personally around 2001/2. He had a job as ambassador for the Japanese World Cup in 2002 and was promoting it at a Football show / Exhibition. The venue escapes me but I had quite a long chat with the legend and he gave me a lapel badge  with Japan 2002 on it. A nice momento and what a nice man. 

Giant Haystacks- Professiinal Wrestler. I first met Real name Martin Ruanne outside St.Bonufaces Church in Salford after Sunday Mass. I was an altar boy and Father Cunningham introduced me. I shook hands and said pleased to meet you or similar. Many years later I taught his Widow to play guitar although not too successfully. I think her Grandaughter was having classical lessons at the time and also tried helping but it is not good practice to have two teachers at the same time particularly if the approaches are so different. I had taught many pupils over the years with great success but with all due respect found this difficult. A lovely lady though. She also showed me a 45 r.p.m.record that Giant Haystacks had recorded. 

Giltrap (Gordon)- I met Gordon Giltrap after the Barclay James Harvest Gig at Holmfirth. He was in concert with Oliver Wakeman and as he was signing my CD I said, out of devilment to hear his response " I was really impressed with the contrapuntal interplay in 3rds and 6ths between the guitar and keyboard. His response was brilliant. He looked at me and said " I don't know what you are talking about. I just play". In many ways for me as a Music teacher it was a defining moment. Over the years I came across some exceptional performers and it struck me that night that there are musicologists, Historians and two types of performers. Those who learnt to play through a teacher or self taught and those who could "just play"with a God Given gift. I had to learn the hard way and that probably explains why Gordon Giltrap is at the top of the game. 

Gladwin (Joe) - My Dad was a friend of Joe Gladwin due to Church connections and the Catholic stage guild. He went round to his house on numerous occasions. At the time I don't think Claims to Fame were an issue for me and I didn't really know Joe Gladwin as a well known actor until years later when he was the voice of the Hovis advert and Last of the Summer wine. Had I been older I would have probably have weeded in on that one, for research of course.

Goldman (Graeme) Back in the early eighties I was walking home from the chip shop ( I didn't drive in those days) and I saw a Rolls Royce with GG 1 on the number plate. As I was passing the house ( his Aunties or cousin  I found out later) The man himself came out of the house. I regularly saw 10cc since the early days and had all the albums at home, bout 500 yards away. I looked at him but didn't say anything but pondered whether to run home and get an album but thought he was probably coming out of the house to go home and my chips would get cold. I can only put this down as a near miss but hope to go and see him at a local venue as he tours celebrating his own songs and the Music of 10cc and hopefully go to an after concert signing. Graeme Goldman was a superb songwriter outside if 10cc with Bus Stop, No Milk today and the Soundtrack to Animalympucs to name a few. Come to thing of it, I used to get the Bus Which inspired the song so I'll upgrade this claim to a tenuos link.

Gough (Sandra)- Coronation Street / Emmerdale  actress and worked with Steve Coogan as Paul Cals Mother. Got Sandra's autograph when she was at a Charity Football match. The other celebrities were playing the game, refereed by Alan Ball so not as easy to meet them especially at the end when they were swamped. 

Greenhalgh Nick (Football Referee) As well as being a Football Referee I also was a Referee's instructor and one of my course members was Nick who went on to officiate at the highest level including a Wembley Cup Final. We had also been on a few games together on North West Counties Football league and the Local Kenyon Cup Final. Having achieved his first qualification I then adviced him via his refereeing Father Keith  to join the NWCFL to gain experience as an assistant referee and to officiate at a higher level, a move that proved valuable in his rise to success.

Gregg (Harry)- Not only a great goalkeeper but one of the heroes of the Munich Air Crash. I saw him play from the terraces on numerous occasions but managed to get his autograph at the Cliff Training ground during my autograph hunting days 

Halsey (John) Drummer with The Rutles. I met John after a gig at Bury and Clitheroe. What a character. Getting his autograph was as exciting as meeting Ringo himself. He signed as Barry Wom .

There's a brilliant film on YouTube of him putting the bins out. Hilarious and a great drummer as well.

Heighway (Steve)- I refereed Liverpool under 17s at Lower Gigg lane and the team manager was Steve Heighway. It was not protocol to ask for autographs but sometimes if discretion is applied one could sneak one. I saw Steve after the game and he was very obliging. A few weeks after the game I had my kit bag stolen with the autograph in it which was on the matchcard. Luckily I got another appointment with Steve Heighway and replicated the request with my explanation. On the second ocassion the young players laughed at my request but I just said if you are not aware of the legend coaching you ask Bob Wilson. Steve scored a winning F A.Cup Final goal by sneaking a shot in at the near post against Bob Wilson. He smiled when I made that reference. If any FA people read my autograph collecting it was always away from spectators and only happened on three ocassions all at lower levels. I was totally professional during higher appointments at grounds where people were watching as advised on the training course.

Hoyle (Lindsay) Speaker of The House of Commons. I've met Lindsay Hoyle a number of times at The Labour Party events in Chorley. We played there as the Chorley Buskers and mingled with members. I chatted with Lindsay a few times. I'm not a member of any political party but the Fiddle player was a member hence the connection.

Hughes (Mark) - Manchester United legend as a player and later a manager  at the highest Club Level. Mark lived opposit my parent's house and when my Dad had a terminal illness he got the players to sign a Birthday card for him. It had some big names on but can't check them out until I've borrowed it of my Brother.

Innes (Neil)  I sent Neil Innes one of my songs for consideration back in the early 80s. It came back about 7 years later with a with compliments slip.     I met Neil at Bury Met after a gig. One of the songs was called Absent Friends which I really liked. I told him how much I liked that song and he was really pleased and said life isn't all about being funny and there was a serious side. I totally agreed and that song showed what a thoughtful and caring person he was. I tracked the song down and bought the CD. I met him again after a Rutles Concert and related the Bury story and was again pleased I liked that song. Not long after that meeting Neil passed away in his sleep. The irony was strange. A superb human being who will be missed for both his humanity and comedy.

James (David)  Manchester City and England goalkeeper attended a Football Course for young goalkeepers. My son attended and got his goalkeepers cap signed. I picked him up at the end of the course but didn't meet him personally. Have to count that as a tenuos link. As for the signed hat it has worn away over time. 

Jones (Danny) McFly member. I first met McFly at a sign in following my appearance in Smash Hits as their oldest Fan. Danny remembered  me  when the band turned on Wigan lights and tapped on the rest of the band to give us a wave. 

Jones (Kenny) Small Faces and The Who Drummer. I have a signed Poster by Kenny Jones after purchasing the Small Faces Box set as the first hundred customers. I had my doubts about the validity as I only got one having complained that my original wasn't signed and they were still advertising for the first hundred a week after mine arrived. Probably not Kenny's fault though, just people cashing in. I have seen him live at Who gigs several times.

Paul Jones (Singer, Manfred Mann, Blues Band, Manfreds, Blues DJ) ) I went to watch the Manfreds at sale and took along a CD of the Anglo American Blues that I'd written to Sarah LeMieux's backing track as part of trading up  I went down to the stage and placed it inside Paul Jones's harmonica case. I then went for a break and the band were doing signings in the interval. That impressed me as I thought they'd be having a proper break. I got my CD signed and said I'd left the CD on the stage. When the band returned for the second half he saw the Cd and publicly thanked me as the gentleman who left him a CD. As usual I didn't hear a thing but at least I gave it my best shot. The concert was superb with all the 60s hits and a bonus from Tom McGuiness playing "When I'm Dead and Gone " from his McGuiness Flint days". The song that inspired me to buy a Mandolin along with many other people.

Judd (Harry) - McFly Drummer and winner of Strictly come Dancing. I was at a McFly signing in Liverpool. The Band was giving all the girls a kiss and when it was my turn I said "don't kiss me , I'm your oldest fan". Harry said he remembered reading about it in Smash Hits. He signed my CD and my Sons Drum sticks, the latter being an incredible feat considering it was wood and a very thin surface area. I ended up taking pictures for my children so haven't got a picture with the band. I predicted there success when I saw them support Busted at the M.E.N. Arena as it was back then.

Kelly (Graham) - Football Administrator and C.E.O. of the F.A. I was appointed as assistant referee in a Qualifying F.A.Cup game. The match at Fylde F C was their first entry in to the FA Cup. Furthermore the opposition were Sheffield (Hallam) F.C. who were the oldest Football. Club. Naturally it attracted media interest and the highlights were shown on Granada Reports. I flagged for a penalty in that game and in the post match interview the Fylde Manager said it was an unfortunate equaliser but couldn't argue against it. Graham Kelly called into our changing room , shook hands and wished us well in the game. Final result was 1-1 and Sheffield also scored a penalty as a result of a flag from Graham Wilcox, a trusted colleague  assistant referee 

Kennedy Alan - Liverpool Footballer who scored the winning goal  and only goal in The European Cup Final of 1981 against Real Madrid. In the 1984 European Cup Final of 1984 he scored the decisive goal in a penalty shoot out which followed a 1-1 draw against Roma. Alan turned up as an all star at Radcliffe Borough's ground for a Fundraiser between Radcliffe High School Staff and Old Boys. I shook hands with him after the game and thanked him for supporting the school. He said wherever there is a game he will be there. Clearly a man who loved playing even as a veteran. He also signed the programme. The all stars won about 14-0 if my memory hasn't failed. I was assistant referee in the game having been drafted in at the last minute.See Lisa Riley.

Kemp (Ross)- Actor and TV presenter. Ross Kemp was the guest of Honour to Open Springwood School in Swinton.. I didn't attend the opening Ceremony but was sent a lot of film clips of the building work from the ground up and various film clips of the ceremony itself. I was volunteered to turn it all into a Documentary of the Story so was able to log Produced by yours truly and Starring Ross Kemp. I did send the final copy to Ross via his management but no reply so not sure if it reached him or not but these celebrities are very busy and in demand people.

Kidd (Brian)- I got Brian Kidd's autograph after an 'A' team game in the Lancashire League. I got a lot of autographs at A and B team games in the hope the players would go onto great things. I certainly got that one right. I saw Brian again at Nazareth where he was attending a Mass for his Mother in Law. I didn't speak that day but a few years later he was in Costco. I went up to him and asked him if he remembered his first autograph. I told him I might have been the first and he said happy days back then. I mentioned seeing him at Nazareth House and he told me why he was at the Mass and what a good place it was. The following week he dropped off an autographed Manchester City Football for the Nazareth House Raffle. Not only a legend but I one of those great people with humility. He was a coach / assistant Manager at City hence the City team autographs.

Kinks (The Kinks) I was in a film with The Kinks called "Soap Opera" . I got an audience ticket and the outline of my hair in the shadows of the kitchen sink scene is probably only recognisable by myself as I know my seating position. The Drama was a one of ITV production and formed the basis of The Soap Opera Album. Apart from a mix up at the beginning when the dancing girls didn't know what to do the rest of the show after the blip was recorded in one take as a performance. I met the Kast off Kinks after a gig at St.Helens. A former pupil was a manager and I was able to meet the band in the private bar after the concert. I had a lengthy chat with Jim Rodford the bass player, formerly of Argent who was very encouraging to my son who was in a band at the time. I also spoke to Mick Avory and got him to sign my Muswell Hill Billy CD. In the 70 s I went to see the Kinks at the Palace in Manchester. My Sister asked if she bring her autograph book and I said " don't be daft you won't get near them". We saw Mick Avery on the street with members of The Mike Cotton Sound taking a brass instrument out of the car. I was gutted for her so pleased I caught up with hIm around 30 years later. I related that story to him. I also got a CD signed by Ian Gibbons the keyboard player. I had to select CDs that day as they played on different albums.

I had a near miss with Ray Davies when I walked into a Stockport theatre by mistake and there he was doing a soundcheck but it would have been inappropriate to have disturbed that . A steward was telling me about the Theatre Organ which was grandiose and he didn't realise Ray was onstage and quickly ushered me out.

I've seen the Kinks many times along with Ray Davies solo concerts. I did buy two signed Cd's of Dave Davies but one never knows if they are genuine even though purchased from Dave's own shop. The pop world has a history of Secretary's signing fan mail etc although one shouldn't doubt the integrity of some celebrities especially such a guitar hero.

Knill (Alan) - Bury F.C. Halifax and Scunthorpe Welsh International and Coach of National Side. In my first game as an assistant referee I was appointed to Lower Gigg Lane when Bury A team were playing Crewe. Alan Knill was returning from injury. 

At that point in my career I didn't have a clue that he was a first teamer. It was in the days when offside was straightforward and when Alan scored a goal my flag went up as there was aplayer in front of him in an offside position. He looked across for an explanation and I said the guy in front was offside and he shouted back "How was he supposed to get out of there" He may have been on the ground as the ball went in and I shouted back "That's his problem" . Dario Grady from Crewe F.C. was on the touchline checking his youngsters out and after the incident with Alan Knill asked me if this was my first game.(I wonder why he thought that -LOL) As I progressed to 4th Official I saw Alan Knill  a few times and he always acknowledged me. On the day they were due to play Manchester United in the League Cup he walked into the Butty shop in Bury. Again he said hello and I asked him why they didn't switch the match to Old Trafford and he said the management thought they had more chance of winning at Gigg Lane. I got the impression the players wanted Old Trafford. It made no difference as United came out easy winners with a thumping victory. What a nice guy and a good old fashioned centre half.

Lancashire Amateur Football League I joined the League in 1989 and was impressed with it's fair play, ethos, history and quality of football. I recommended the League to upcoming referees and argued it's case for feeder league status when the F.A. restructured the Pyramid. Sadly when the decision was made the L.A.L. was not chosen.

 Despite being moved to the North West Counties League due to promotion I still refereed on the L.A.L. when available and became a Vice President of the League. In my final season I returned to the LAL and have happy memories of the League and still believe it should be promoted to Feeder League status.

La Vell (Michael) Actor most notable for playing Kevin Webster in Coronation Street. Unknown to me Michael played amateur football for Oldham Hulmeians F.C.. In my very first match as a referee in the Lancs Amateur league I was appointed to Little Lever v Oldham Hulmeians Reserves and Michael La vell was playing. When I blew the whistle at Half time one of the Little Lever lads shouted, " Hey you off Corrie. It's half time not the adverts" I found that quite amusing. He signed my notebook at the end of the game which he dedicated to my Wife as she watched Coronation Street. I saw him again and nodded to him as I was leaving the changing rooms at Carrington Shell before M.U.F.C. took it over as their training ground. 

Law Denis-  Manchester United Legen. I got Denis Law's Autograph at the Cliff Training ground. I was on my own that day as I went home for dinner so could nip upto the Cliff while most collectors were in school. He signed my book then asked me to open the gate for him.  He thanked me as he drove out. You may wonder how I got in if the gate was shut. There was a small door to the left of the main gate for people to enter  but of course Denis Law left in a big red Jaguar. In those days he was earning £100,000 a year which was massive back then compared to the £300,000 a week many players earn now. Looking at the modern game Denis was worth every penny for entertainment and was consistent.

Lomas, (Eddie) Football Referee at Professional League and F.I F.A. level. I was assistant Referee to Eddy on  numerous occasions on the NWCFL. I was also a Committee Member of the League for about 3 years on which Eddy was a member 

Mallalieu (Tony) I first came across Tony Mallalieu at the Cliff when I saw him playing for Manchester United in the A and B team. He was also Captain of Wales School boys. He had a glowing career in front of him having reached the first team squad only to have it snatched away by injury. He became a P E. Teacher  at St.Peter's Grammar School. He was a superb member of staff and popular with everyone running teams and sports days. He stayed at the school for his entire teaching career and even taught my two youngsters when it became St.Monica's. In my last match for the School having got an extra year after my O'Level failures we drew 1-1 with Xaverian. As he blew the final whistle he came straight over to me, shook my hand and thanked me for my service to school football. I was first X1 Captain for two years and really appreciated the gesture. When I started running School Orchestras and Bands I took that gesture on board and always thanked the Musicians who were due to leave school that year.Mr. Mallalieu took us rock climbing once and he demonstrated a hand jam which was accompanied by a crunching sound. He casually brought his arm out and said the main thing is to remember to take your watch off. He could make us smile in adversity. He surprised me when he played drums in the school production of Grease when my daughter was in the Orchestra. I hope they gave him a good retirement send off. He was one of the greats in so many different ways.

May (Brian) I went to watch Bad News featuring Adrian Edmunds on, Rik May all, Nigel Planer and Peter Richardson on Drums. Brian May was involved as the producer of their first album and even played on some tracks. As the Band took the stage Brian appeared from a side door and made his way to the mixing desk via the row I was  on. As anyone knows seats leave not much space in theatres and he brushed past me as he took up his seat. Several years later I challenged myself as a schoolteacher to perform Bohemian Rhapsody and rewrote the lyrics as a Christmas Song. Getting permissions and approval is never an easy task  so I wrote to Brian May's soapbox and the reply came back saying Brian would like to hear it. I sent a version as sung by special needs children. Never heard a thing but at least he didn't object. Not only do I have the utmost respect for Brian May as a Musician but I fully support the work he does for Badgers and Hedgehogs, the latter being regular visitors to my garden. Badgers are rarely seen in Whitefield.

McFly - See Danny Jones, Harry Judd and Tom Fletcher. 

Mercer Tony -Singer with The Black and White Minstrels before they were taken off air as offensive. Tony worked as a demo singer and recorded some demos for my Dad's songs. 

Munday (John) TV Presenter and Voice over artist. Presented BBC North West Tonight. He made a guest appearance at St.Michael's Whitefield and was introduced to me as The Chorley Buskers who were one of the Live Bands. We also shared the poster with him. 

Nicholls (Sue)- Sue Nicholls attended the Together Trust Carol Service the year we performed my version of Bohemian Rhapsody (See Brian May) 
In 2006 Jamie Mulgrew a colleague had contacts at Granada and asked Sue to attend our annual Festival of the Performing Arts. Sue visited us to discuss how she could help and attended the Festival for several years. I got to know her quite well and she was quite amused by my Claim to Fame persona. 

Perrin (Nigel) - Singer and Choirmaster. Nigel sang with the Famous King Singers at the peak of their popularity. He sang on several albums including Captain Noah and his Floating Zoo. I noticed he was on the Judging Panel at The Crewe and Alsager Music Festival. I took my Captain Noah along on the off chance if meeting him. By good fortune he adjudicated our Choir in the Madrigal section and the Folk song section. Having told the children to be in Chorley Bus Station by 7.30 am our first performance at 9.30 a.m wasn't great but after a run round the playground we came back and won the Folksong section against two adults choirs. Nigel complimented the children and said he couldn't believe it was the same choir that performed earlier. Better still, he complimented my arrangement which coming from a highly successful professional was probably the greatest compliment I ever received. Festival rules don't allow talking to judges without going through the committee so I got permission to get my album signed and we had a laugh about the change in fortune's when I said the run round did them good. 

 Peronace (Gigi)  Italian Footballer and reputed to be the first Football agent. He was at the Cliff 🚆 Ground with a coach load of Italian people for reasons unknown to me. He was responsible for getting several English players into European Football Football such as John Charles, Jimmy Greaves and Denis Law. I had no clue who is was bet a local told me to go over and ask for his autograph. If you could tell him who he was he also gave you an Italian F.A.lapel Badge which is still in my possession.

Phelps (Vanessa) See Anne Robinson.

Pope John Paul II -I was in the crowd at Cardiff for the Papal visit in 1982 and the BBC zoomed in on our group creating my TV debut. After the Heaton Park visit I was given a piece of the carpet he walked on and also knew the Lady who prepared the Cabbage for his Dinner. I gave the carpet piece to my next door neighbour who was a fanatical Catholic whereas for me it was the memories along with a close up picture of the Pope waving to us as he left Nazareth House where his helicopter landed. I later saw the Pope Mobile at Leyland vehicle museum.

Pot Noodle  It is hard to believe anyone would have a CTF for Pot Noodle but I do. In fact I may have changed the course of History. I was coming back from a record fair in Manchester when I was stopped in the street by a researcher with a clip board and asked me if I could spare 30 minutes.She led me down a staircase and I to a dark room which was a bit scary . It turned out they wanted me to watch a Pot Noodle advert or maybe a few. One advert involved a Formula One race in which a car pulls in to have a tyre changed giving the driver enough time for a quick snack After I'd given my opinions I was asked if I wanted a chocolate bar or a Pot Noodle. I opted for a Pot Noodle as it was cutting edge and they asked what flavour I wanted. "I didn't realise there were different flavours" said I and the researcher suddenly shouted to the film guy "That's what's wrong with the advert." A few months later the adverts appeared on the screens with an added star staying " with three flavours". I certainly changed history with that one 

Quatro (Suzie). I wrote to the website master of Suzie's website and asked if they accepted unsolicited demos. He told me to send the files and he would pass them on. I've not had any response but really appreciated being given the opportunity. My experience in submitting songs to artists or management is brick wall but great somebody gave me a chance even if it's another rejection.

Riley (Lisa).  I was interviewed by Lisa while I was assistant referee in a Charity Football Match at Radcliffe Borough.   It was not easy as I was trying to judge offsides so ended up running away a couple of times but she persevered chasing me up the line to ask questions like is it a dirty game . 

Robertson (Jockey) Professional Goalkeeper with Third Lanark in Scottish League. Jockey was in goal for an all stars XI against The Manchester and District Sunday League Veterans. As one of the younger players at 34 and drafted in at the last minute to make up the numbers I came on for the last 25 minutes. We were losing 1-0 and Jockey had already proven what a great keeper he was. In the last five minutes a low cross came to me which I misjudged with a sweeping left leg. The ball stopped dead by my right leg with Jockey diving where it should have gone. I quickly readjusted my body and casually lifted it over the grounded keeper. He said something to the effect I was lucky, which of course I was but a goals a goal in Football and to the supporters a lo g way off it might have looked like a clever move on my part.

Robinson (Anne) I met the Journalist and quiz legend when I appeared on the Weakest Link on BBC 2. It was a great experience and I evthrill was getting in a taxi and saying Pinewood Studios. The taxi didn't know I could have been the next James Bond until he asked what studio blowing my cover.  Ann knew I did singing and successfully embarrassed me by asking who I was going to be but I explained I didn't do impressions. In the end I sang the opening of Rock and Roll Wedding, my own composition rather badly. She said I thought you could sing and all I could say was I'm better with a backing band. During the show I was referred to as "Mattress Head" and in my final round the announcer asked "Is Mattress Head  truly stuffed ". I was voted off in the last four and justifiably so. "What venomous snake begins with V" .I couldn't think of Viper and wanted to get a laugh by saying Venamous Adder. I might have got on It will be alright on the night but I bottled it and said pass. On finishing the walk of shame I was greeted by a councellor . No problems for me zi was laughing and enjoyed the moment. When I got to the summary I took my ukulele in and sang my prepared song

" I came down to the BBC to appear on the Weakest Link. Anne zRobinson asked me questions which really made me think. Then the team voted me off, I really don't know why. Then I heard those famous words you're the weakest link good bye.

Several years later I returned to the studio to meet other contestants and celebrities for a special 2000 edition . I ended up sitting square on to Basil Brush so they couldn't show that angle but I can reveal he is a man in a box. In the Interval Vanessa Phelps came over and sat in the audience and we had a good chat and she kindly signed my ticket. I was impressed that she took time to talk to the audience rather than join the other celebrities in their own room.

Robson ( Brian) - Manchester United and England Footballer. My next door neighbour worked in security in  a Manchester store where Brian Robson was a guest. He got a dedicated autograph on a picture for me which was much appreciated.

Robson (Brian aka Pop Robson)  Noted as a striker for West Ham Pop Robson was also on the coaching staff at Manchester United. He was coach for the A team when they played Stockport county  at the Ayrshire Road training ground. I had a copy of the team sheet signed by Pop. I gave the team sheet to the other assistant Pete Duffy as a good will gesture when he was forced to retire from officiating. The Referee that day was called Tom Jones but that's not unusual. We had a chat with Brian after the match and I asked him the secret of his success. He said "when his mates went to the pub he trained". He said many of them were as good as him but he worked at it. I've carried that philosophy into my Music making.

Rooney (Wayne) I was appointed as assistant referee to Everton's former Bellfield training ground for an academy game. Wayne was listed as Substitute and came on in the second half after Everton had been awarded a corner. As I was down in the corner the Referee took the substitution so I was deprived of that claim but my name on the team sheet was directly under Wayne's. I've never established if this was his first academy game but it was not long before he reached the first team as a 16 year old. I also came across his other footballing members of the family on the Northern Premier League and North West Counties.

Sayer (Leo,)  I first heard of Leo Sayer when I heard One Man Band by Roger Daltrey and saw him initially as a songwriter. Howeve,r his songs led him into a solo career and one day I saw him stood outside the Midland Hotel in Manchester. I immediately recognised him from 15 yards away and I think he noticed me gawking. I totally regret not going up and asking him for advice as a young writer but didn't want to bother him either.. So no CTF there and no autograph either. Selfies didn't exist back in the 70's

Status Quo Back in the 90s I sat down after Christmas and decided to write a Christmas song. This was unusual for me because I decided to write it for a specific artist instead of for myself. I picked Stays Quo as to my knowledge they had never done a Christmas song and were an I situation in the rock world. I sent it to them in 1995 and again in 2005 and thought third time lucky I sent it again in 2008. Having again heard nothing I thought I'd try that little bit harder and rang the management. I couldn't believe it when they put me through to David Walker. He thanked me for sending it but said they had decided to do their own Christmas song. Six months later I got a letter from the band's producer who said it was good. Quos Christmas single got to number 69 in the charts which in their track record was a flop.Ive seen Quo live several times and they put in a good, no nonsense show. The Frantic Four Tour was fantastic and great to see Alan Lancaster back with the band despite his Multiple sclerosis which led to his death on 26th September 2021.

Stiles (Nobby) -Legendary footballer who played in the 1966 World Cup winning team and Manchester United's European Cup Winning side. When autograph collecting at Old Trafford Nobby nearly ran me over when I fell in front of his car when someone pushed me in the rush for autographs. Glad he was driving slow.

Many years later I was appointed as assistant referee at Hopwood Hall for Rochdale A verses Man United B team. During the game a player gave a crunching tackle which caused the referee to have harsh words. Nobby shouted " I would have been proud of that". When I arrived at the ground I went into the entrance hall and there he was reading the notice board. I couldn't believe my luck as asking for autographs was a no go in refereeing . I said Good morning Mr.Stiles and asked him to sign my World Cup Winners First Day cover. He said " Call me Nobby" and as he signed he said "That's an old one". I thanked him and said I shouldn't really ask for autographs and he wouldn't get any decisions in his favour. He laughed and said that's ok.Atbthe end of the game he shouted down the line thank you. My Mum was not a big football fan but had the utmost respect for Nobby Stile because he always took part in the old whit walks and was a good Catholic lad.After the Munich Air crash local lads were asked to trial for United whose team had been depleted. Ken Ingleby who played for our Sunday team at the age of 60 told us he was in the trial that led to Nobby Stiles signing for United.

Summerbee (Mike)  Not really a CTF but I walked past the Manchester City Legend on a Zebra crossing on Deansgate in Manchester. It was a match day in the days when the players turned up for games without an overnight stay in a Hotel or Three hours tactics before kick off and great days those were. 

Tippett (Sir Michael) During my O' Level teaching days "The Birthday Suite for Prince Charles (now King Charles lll) by Sir Michael Tippett. The work was to be performed at Leeds with Sir Michael conducting the Orchestra and an educational talk about the work. I took along a group to watch this very special event and told them to bring their scores with them. I took along my score and a recording of the work. There was no official signing on the agenda but I spotted a gap a the side of the stage as Sir Michael left. I grabbed my copy and told the children to follow me. I cordoned off the Great composer and asked him to sign the record and score. He was very obliging and signed the scores of my group before other schools spotted the opportunity. Of course the school owned the copies as they were purchased with the Music Budget. After the exam has been completed it was unlikely the scores would be used again as set works changed annually and GCSE was being phased in via 16+. I explained the situation the the Head and he agreed the students could buy their own copies at face value, a win win for everybody. I left a note in the stock cupboard regarding the record, which have been a sed again explaining the authenticity of the signature. Not sure if it was sold, stolen or given to a charity shop in Chorley but if you bought one in Chorley it might well be worth a lot more. Some students decided not to buy a copy but in the interest of school funds I bought two. I suspected some of the group were unaware of how monumental Sir Michael Tippett was in the global History of Music.